so explain again why im purple
no
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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