This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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