DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
handjob tips. give me some.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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