Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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