it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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