U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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