she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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