I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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