I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Farmville is her only friend.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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