Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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