Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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