Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
