just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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