I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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