Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
