She's JV to your varsity
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
