how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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