I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
They have beer where we have blood.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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