what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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