I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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