Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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