Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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