new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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