we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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