Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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