I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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