Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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