For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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