i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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