i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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