I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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