Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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