So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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