Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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