Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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