i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You are the jesus of drinking
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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