We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
