You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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