NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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