Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
