we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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