only you would photoshop your dick
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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