He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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