oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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