It's like God shit irony all over that family
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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