Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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