We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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