"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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