i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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