I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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