that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
